Talk:Rifftensburg/@comment-43547840-20190819142423

My nuts. My fat fucking nuts. Holy shit they’re so massive. They contain their own gravitational pull that is on par with that of a small moon. It’s insane. Absolutely immeasurable. This is a landmark of human achievement, and nobody will recognize it. The current state of the human race is such a saddening thing. These nuts of mine are unlike anything man has seen in history, yet our ignorance as a species will get in the way of ever truly appreciating my nuts. My fat fucking nuts.